Say It Ain’t So, Romo!

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By now I’m sure you’ve all heard…Well, at least, this will make Cowboys fans happy. And please, no more fat jokes.

Lindsay Could’ve Used A Hangover

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Rumors suggest that Lindsay Lohan turned down the Heather Graham stripper role in The Hangover, so now she’s starting a production company to ensure that she won’t turn down her own movies.

Schoolhouse of Rock

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Way back in the day for Saturday morning cartoons, there used to be a little ditty called SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK (with voice-over by jazz trumpet legend, Jack Sheldon). Check it out, y’all!

I’M JUST A BILL…

CONJUNCTION JUNCTION…

I Love You, Alice Cooper

Not sure how Beth Cooper is going to do when it’s up against all the Bruno hype, so please be forewarned: school’s out.

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The Return of Bruno Willis?

bruno willisAfter Moonlighting and before Bruce Willis became known as Ashton Kutcher’s ex-husband-in-law, he once put out an album called The Return of Bruno.
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Dane Gets Cooked

And you think you have a bad family? Okay, I know a lotta folks don’t find Dane Cook very funny, but did the un-funnyman really deserve to get $11 mill ripped off from his own half-bro?

Hope he didn’t blow his wad on Tourgasm!

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