Jessica Biel Is Malicious?

BREAKING NEWS: The AP is reporting that scantily-clad pics of Jessica Biel could kill your computer…

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Movie Marketing Mishmash

Call me old-fashioned, but I can’t figure out if these new Law Abiding Citizen posters are for the movie or a Kenneth Cole/Benetton ad…

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Fat Basterds

Guess what? Tarantino’s doing a fat-suit movie…

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Burnt Sienna Miller

Is it just me or does Sienna Miller of G.I. Joe seem like this generation’s Elizabeth Hurley?

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Hmmm, famous in England before she hits America…Famous breakup with much more famous English movie star (Hugh Grant/Jude Law)…and now first big movie in a sexy jumpsuit whilst holding a gun…Coincidence? I think not!

Don’t Mess With DeNiro

Didja hear? Some idiot tried to pawn off a few paintings from Robert DeNiro’s estate. Didn’t he see HEAT?

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