Supermodels At The Movies!

Supermodels have always been great at selling magazines, but not so bankable at the box office — unless you count Zoolander (although, to be fair, that didn’t become a cult hit until well after it was released on DVD/cable).

Let’s take a look at some of the best and worst beauties over the years…

License To Draw

Graphic novels have surged in popularity in the last decade — and not just comic books about superheroes. Arguably, the most inventive artwork of our time is now being done by indie cartoonists/graphic novelists. And they’ve also branched out into movie posters.

Here’s a few of my favorites from Chris Ware (author of Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid On Earth), Adrian Tomine, Dan Clowes (Wilson), and the creepy/touching/funny doc featuring one of the genre’s forefathers, Robert Crumb.

Hoffpenn

Is it me or do 90’s Sean Penn and 70’s Dustin Hoffman strangely resemble each other? Maybe it’s just the posters — and some of their choices of roles.

Hofffuss!

Or wait, maybe it’s Dustin Hoffman and Richard Dreyfuss that look alike? (The Big Fix is brought to you by Birney Lettick, of course!)

Reel Characters

Master autuer, Quentin Tarantino, not only reinvented action movies with his trademark funny/violent fight scenes as well as recharged the careers of John Travolta and Pam Grier — he also re-established the artful marketing of character posters with Jackie Brown. And many more movies like Pearl Harbor and The Hangover have since jumped on the bandwagon.

Foxy Baby!

Pam Grier was the queen of 70’s blaxploitation movies — and seemed stuck there in cinematic history — until Quentin Tarantino rejuvenated her career in 1997 with Jackie Brown (which had one of the coolest opening credit sequences ever right here).

And now Miss Foxy has pulled out the big guns with a new book!

J-Lo’d!

Uh-oh, J-Lo. Looks like somebody went all Banksy on this bus stop poster of her new movie, The Back-Up Plan

But it’s not like this poster couldn’t’ve used some serious retouching since it bears a very strong resemblance to this Target ad for mens t-shirts!

What’s up with all these movie posters now that mimic fashion apparel spreads? See Surrogates and Law-Abiding Citizen.

Bollywood Babylon

I was at the LA Times Festival of Books this weekend and came across this little gem in the Taschen booth.

This poster book features lots of wonderful, colorful hand-painted posters and original art from Bollywood’s past motion picture history, focusing mainly on early 20th Century productions — so unfortunately, that probably means no Aishwariya Rai!

The Scarlett Widow

The new Black Widow character posters from Iron Man 2 are out and Scarlett Johannson’s lookin’ pretty badass!

But let’s see how she stacks up against these other superheroines…