Old Twilight

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All this fuss about the Twilight recasting got me thinking…What if they replaced Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart with Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer. Remember Wolf?

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Big Lebowski Sequel?

Get ready, Obama: here comes The Dude

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And just in time for Lebowski Fest!

Rumble Fish Express

It’s a showbiz smackdown: The Boys of Entourage Vs. Seth Rogen & Co.! Can’t these guys all just get along? Maybe they should go back outside The Polo Lounge and settle this thing Coppola-style…

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Where’s Motorcycle Boy when you need him?

All Dogs Go To Heaven

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Okay, I’m a dog person, so the passing of the Taco Bell chihuahua hit me kinda hard. But if you’re looking for the next star canine on the silver screen, look no further than this big, mushy husky

Wonder Women!

wonder woman foxIn honor of last year’s brilliant Megan Fox as Wonder Woman poster hoax, I thought I’d add a dash of Kardashian to the mix

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