Take Tom Cruise. Add the girls of Coyote Ugly…Mix well.

Take Tom Cruise. Add the girls of Coyote Ugly…Mix well.

It appears that Tom Cruise’s kid is entering the family business. First up, a remake of Red Dawn. If it’s a hit, one can only assume that a “re-imagining” of The Outsiders isn’t too far behind — because we all know the only color that matters in Hollywood is green!

David Lean meets Big Momma!




I just so happened to be working on a Beverly Hills Cop and Lawrence of Arabia spoofs when these babies came in from The Hollywood Roaster…
When in doubt, use the claw…


