Lindsay = Marilyn Monroe Wannabe?

Lindsay Lohan wants to do a remake of Some Like It Hot…My only question is, who should they get to play the cross-dressing Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis?

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Big Lebowski Sequel?

Get ready, Obama: here comes The Dude

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And just in time for Lebowski Fest!

All Dogs Go To Heaven

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Okay, I’m a dog person, so the passing of the Taco Bell chihuahua hit me kinda hard. But if you’re looking for the next star canine on the silver screen, look no further than this big, mushy husky

Harry Potter Kicks The Swine Flu Bug’s Ass

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Of course, one should never joke about ill health, but since Rupert Grint’s okay, we can all laugh about it now, right? As Alan Alda once said in Crimes And Misdemeanors, “comedy is tragedy plus time!”.

When Larry Met Woody

whatever worksThese guys seem perfect together, but the reviews for WHATEVER WORKS so far have been mixed.

Regardless of what the critics say, they’re both comic geniuses, so it still won’t curb my enthusiasm…er, whatever.
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