I Love You, Alice Cooper

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Not sure how Beth Cooper is going to do when it’s up against all the Bruno hype, so please be forewarned: school’s out.

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The Return of Bruno Willis?

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bruno willisAfter Moonlighting and before Bruce Willis became known as Ashton Kutcher’s ex-husband-in-law, he once put out an album called The Return of Bruno.
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Dane Gets Cooked

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And you think you have a bad family? Okay, I know a lotta folks don’t find Dane Cook very funny, but did the un-funnyman really deserve to get $11 mill ripped off from his own half-bro?

Hope he didn’t blow his wad on Tourgasm!

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Harry Potter Kicks The Swine Flu Bug’s Ass

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Of course, one should never joke about ill health, but since Rupert Grint’s okay, we can all laugh about it now, right? As Alan Alda once said in Crimes And Misdemeanors, “comedy is tragedy plus time!”.

Working Girls

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Last week, Forbes reported that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston were the two biggest female earners in Hollywood last year. Geez, that Brad Pitt sure knows how to pick ’em!

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